Wherein your hosts talk (a lot) about the Ottawa Senators tire fire (and everything that entails), a podcast called In The Dark, why Sense8 is worth watching (it's the sex), who is going to win the real NHL awards, who should win the M&K Awards for Bravery and Entitlement, which NHLers would make it into their fallout shelter (there are a few BIG surprises), what percentage of NHL players can't read, and why Jamie Benn would make a terrible quarterback.