Yo StrangeFam! If you've never had the pleasure of breaking up with someone on Valentine's Day on AOL Instant Messenger in 2003, you're gonna want to (not) hear this :P

Is Matt the a$$hole for doing that? Only a good friend, like Jeff, can decide.

Where do you think we'd rather be trapped overnight? In an elevator or on a gondola? At least we would have enough time to slide into some DMs, which we're totally comfortable doing.

We love to have fun! Let us convince you! At least listen to Jeff's chugging skills. That seems reasonable.

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