In today’s episode we learn how my aversion to gurus (of the attention-seeking sort) might have something to do with the fact once upon a time, I desperately wished to become a guru, I tried my best to become a guru, and then, finally on the day I accidentally became a guru (through no fault of my own) I realised this whole guru, guruism guruology, guruatric scene was not quite my cup of ginger ale!