The merger is almost upon us, dear hearts, and like all great Bluebellians, the town is doing whatever they can to stop it. Turns out, all they needed was some historically racist pee. Plus, Shelby's baby has a daddy, Lynly reenacts an iconic Little Women moment with Tansy and a curling iron, and Jaleh and Jess are both bothered by V (the original, of course). Join us as we take a time machine back to 1993 and realize that it's terrible.