The provided text is an excerpt from a YouTube video transcript from the channel "Business Money," which outlines forty-five diverse business ideas intended to be profitable and ready to launch by 2025. These ideas span various sectors, including innovative retail products like edible soup cups and spiral candles, specialised equipment such as a chocolate glazing machine and an automated fruit washing line, and novel service concepts like portable diving mask rentals and a "brutal" cleaning service. The transcript focuses on highlighting the low startup costs, high-profit margins, and quick return on investment associated with these global business trends. Many of the suggestions involve automation, customisation, or leveraging social media to gain market advantage.