This episode is hornier than a high school trumpet section! PLUS: We share our harrowing tales of mistake rideshares, and we give an update on the Portland protests.

This week we're recommending donating to Riot Ribs. This pop-up barbequeue has been feeding protesters and the houseless population of downtown Portland since July 4th. On July 22nd, federal agents targeted Riot Ribs, slashing their tires, destroying their water supply, and dousing their grills in tear gas. Let's help them get the new equipment they need to keep feeding the people. Their preferred method is Cashapp: $riotribs. They also have Venmo: @Riotribs. You can also click here to see their list of needs.

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