WANTED - Unknown villain seeks henchman to do evil bidding. Candidate must be at least 2.5 meters tall, of stout build and capable of pulling magnetically welded panels from walls. Technical experience in slipstream drives a plus. Name, language skills and character references are not necessary. Perks of the position include use of mysterious 12,000 year old body armor with immunity to bullets and the capability of tesseracting through space. The time frame of the particular project we have for the candidate is...complicated.

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