Your favorite raggedy jawns are byke!

We know, we know. We talked a lot of smack about "ghosting" and then went absolute radio silence. It's rude and quite honestly disrespectful. That said we reserve the right to go full hermit when the mood strikes! PERIODTttttt. #PleaseRespectOurPrivacyAtThisTime #SelfCare

We missed so much over the past 175,200 minutes -- that's precisely one-third of 525,600 minutes and absolutely a nod to Rent Live on Fox! but mostly Vanessa Hudgens.

Because of that, this episode will be light and airy. Just your faves Morg and Shan re-orienting themselves with the mic, one another, and the hot topics du moment.

Okay so the Hot Topics du Moment:

- We discuss global xenophobic terrorism, the Christchurch mass shooting, and the exemplary manner in which New Zealand's Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has handled this tragic incident.

- We discuss Boeing's 737 Max airplane crashes in Ethiopia and Indonesia; predatory capitalism?

- We discuss the college scandal and what it means -- is it any different than the traditional avenues the affluent and connected use to grant favor? Yes and no. Morg debated making this an Olivia Jade stan account, but we gave that honor to the more deserving Jordyn Woods.

- In more "scams on scams" news, Instagram gets a checkout feature (:

- And Elizabeth Holmes channeled her inner white man to "raise funds" for her (now defunct) "biotech startup" Theranos. HBO documents this not untypical tale of Fyre and Fraud in "The Inventor."

- Shan has no clue what ADOS is nor reparations for that matter. She's always on brand! Meanwhile, Morg is sad the particularly apt term -- a descriptor for descendents of American slaves-- is championed by the hokey hoteps... she saw things she imagined :/

Thanks for being jawns, friends!

Recorded Wednesday, March 20, 2019.