Hey there, Heathen Nation! Episode 57, "Cocks in Foxes," is rolling out like a red carpet of absurdity and amusement. First off, let’s break out the confetti – after a 9-month job hunt, we've finally struck gold! It’s a mix of relief, triumph, and a bit of 'Why the heck did this take so long?'

Now, let's talk mini-musicians. We're dissecting the world of 7 to 6-year-old rappers – one's a lyrical genius in the making, and the other... well, let’s just say their talent is more 'hidden.'

And for a twist you didn’t see coming: Bat-Boyfriend! No, not the hero Gotham deserves, but a guy who's convinced he's Batman. His girlfriend's so over his caped crusades that she's taking him to Dr. Phil. Is this love in a bat cave or just an episode of 'What am I doing with my life?'

And for the juicy finale: a date night revelation. Imagine finding out your date has a tattoo that's... let's just say, less than ideal. Did it stop the evening's escapades? Spoiler: Not really. It's a tale of surprising ink and even more surprising decisions.

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Remember, life is too short for boring stories. Have a blessed, bat-tastic day!