Nothing like a new year. A fresh slate, a clean start, a new beginning. You're gonna join a gym, you're gonna clean the garage, you're gonna learn how to cool a flan! You're gonna learn what a flan is! Okay, you're going to learn how to pronounce "flan" without sounding like a Midwestern yokel. Okay, you know what? Fuck you Frenchie, and your goddamn omelet cake.