Christian "I Can Grow a Mustache" Baltazar and Alejandro "I Can't Grow a Mustache" Middleton review and defend Mr. Right (2015) starring Sam Rockwell, Anna Kendrick, Tim Roth, and RZA. This the most distracted and whacky episode yet. Alejandro might see a doctor for 90 likes and hates his new pornstar name: AleXXXjandro. Christian might grow a mustache for 45 likes and calls himself Tommy Salami. The boys argue semantics for a while. They discuss the tastiest part of the body and enjoy meatloaf in the lungs. They summarize the movie in Russian and rap to weird beatboxing.