Sequel Season is on hold, we're getting in the mood for All

Hallow's Eve with our fan-voted Halloween special, it's 1997's Anaconda!

We're talking Jon Voight's horrific accent and red t-shirt,

the lack of actual horror in this so-called horror film, Owen Wilson's

'wow'-heavy performance, god-awful CGI and - somebody call the fun police - we

read out possibly the most humourless IMDB review ever.

Plenty of snake-charming and career-harming in this one,

settle down and get spooky in time for the 31st!