Welcome to 2020! We start the new year with some BIG decisions. First, Gabriel sends us to customer support hell with the story of a woman’s inspired prank to shrug off unwanted texts. Then, Zach takes us down to Texas, where everything is bigger, including fires started by magnifying glasses. Finally, Sarah offers us a peek into the wacky world of nuclear warfare, and some essential bomb parts the United States may or may not still remember how to manufacture. We did say welcome to 2020…

Plus: Bubbles the Chimp, a half-hearted Santa, a Vegas scene, a  grumpy old men list, and a Destroy Your Life button for dating.

Today’s Bad Ideas™:

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