The guys recap the Yankees/Red Sox game, NHL/NBA playoffs, Jason Witten retiring, David fizdale taking over the Knicks, the Kentucky Derby and Ashley Judd's weird botox look, Mets dealing Harvey, and whether Becky Hammon is a legit coach or not.  Segments include "Congrats You Played Yourself: Raptors", "Thoughts on THOTs: Woman Sending 65,000 Texts", "Stay Woke of the Week: #12 Taking over for #11 in Boston", and "Met Gala Review by 2 Straight Guys".