On this exciting Thanksgiving edition of Hellovision:

- Tongue Twisters!

- What if Goodburger had been a skit on SNL?

- Chris's torrid love affair with Jersey Shore reaches an abrupt end

- Ryan Murphy hates SOMETHING

- Patton Oswalt is blowin' up!

- The Killing isn't dead yet!

- NBC is doing everything it can to kill "Up All Night"

- Casey Hates Step By Step

- The Nabisco Cookie Man Lives!

- A review of a failed pilot: Mockingbird Lane!