This is the first in a sub-series called “Shit Gurus”. This week we look at Bentinho Massaro. Part social media influencer, part cult leader. All douchebag.

This very white Dutch guy will charge you $2000 to put up you tent in the grounds of his castle and thwn tell you that the only way to understand everything is to understand nothing.

That way you can travel to exotic locations and smoke cigars with your shirt off.