Special thanks to Jonah Mancino, who composed the intro/outro music for Half My Age.

It’s a verb phrase (Waffle stomping: A PSA Regarding Toilet Paper)

The Daily from two days ago (“Why the American Approach is Failing”)

The history of soda pop (from Stuff You Should Know’s Distraction Playlist)

A reckless recommendation (Tiger King)

Returning to familiar and comforting things (M*A*S*H)

Desperate times=desperate measures. Buy Mrs. Filholm’s shit! (Beyond Mama Bear: books! Audiobook! Hilarious YouTube content!)

Photographer/Metal Worker (Gregor Halenda)

Roomba Roller Joy (Use this link to get you an iRobot of your very own)

Strange days indeed (Nobody Told Me, John Lennon)

Do you feel fine? (It’s the end of the world as we know it)

Hands-free no toilet paper needed! (Use this link to get you a bidet of your very own)