The Basic Bench

Episode 5_Coffee_Bikes_AuntBecky_Chimps


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You waited long enough, but trust us; you will only be mildly disappointed. Here is the gist of the show.

Shitty or shittier coffee, Folgers or NesCafe pick your poison

Mr. Wilson goes sheep herding with a senior

Horny zoo animals

D.A.R.E , drugs are baaaad M’Kay

Cruising down the street in my BMX, slapping the b!tches, Jacking the hoes…

Grease the wheels or Jack in the box for dinner

Money buys you the good kind of justice

Chimps attacking you? We teach you how to earn chimp respect, Ain’t no chimp making me his bitch

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