Laughter, cookies, and the unexpected fears that keep life interesting—two quirky reasons and one that might require therapy!  From rusty to grand, and perpetually wet (fart)—yep, that's the eclectic mix that defines our week!

So, let's dish it out—what's been your BMP (Boils my pi**) this week? Let's have a chuckle over the things that tickled our mafanwy in the last fortnight. From pondering why smeg should be glittery to a TikTok tip involving a sock - period, and exploring the kind of gusset no one wants to traffic in!  Spare me the floating bridge and the love of watching The Apprentice. Oh, and is Wendy a standard name for your foof?