God rest ye Adam Rosalesmen cause it's the Tater Tots Christmas special! In honor of the holiday, episode 6 is all about making speedy exits. Enter Adam Rosales, the man who keeps the "run" in "home run."

Today we discuss the woes of bus travel, propose a new means for tracking the unwritten rules, and whether home runs should count for a run.

The titular dinger: https://www.mlb.com/video/statcast-rosales-fast-hr-trot/c-2503425183?tid=6479266

The chest-hair Christmas sweater: https://twitter.com/cannonjw/status/1076444494046801920?s=12

Adam Rosales’ first career home run: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXSCIuXXsgQ

Alfredo Despaigne taking his sweet time rounding the bases: https://media0.giphy.com/media/Mr5i5716YjxKM/200.gif?cid=3640f6095c008b0c6c78772f51763ab4

Artwork by Shelby Criswell,

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