I'm stuck in Seattle on my way to Calgary and I explain what happened. First I talk about ordering dinosaurs online, The Bachelor, and why even though Alaska Airlines sucks huge, erect porno star penises I am not going to let it bring me down. Levi Shlomo walked today! 

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