In this episode, Matt and I dive deep into the rituals of birthdays. What are the good ages, and which are the bad? What to do when people are singing happy birthday to you while a cake sits on fire right in front of you? What makes a good gift? These are some of the things we analyzed.

Topics Discussed (and when):

- Are birthdays important? (00:31)

- The birthdate (1:56)

- Which birthday is the most useless?(4:33)

- Good birthday gifts (9:39)

- Cake singing appropriate behavior (15:40)

- How to tell people it's your birthday (24:45)