From the sublime to the ridiculous, Mark & Kieran take a look at the prizes fought over in DDT, paying particular attention to the Extreme and, of course, the Ironman Heavymetalweight Championships.

PLUS: A technological upgrade, Japanese wrestling’s seniors’ tours, on-air research, stained-glass windows, Mark vs. the rain, Pat Patterson, outdated notes, Ladybeard, charming rubbish, Mark Buckeldee: Friend of Champions, a meal preparation scenario, woman vs. apple, a flurry of maraca waving, The Florida Bros., when is a Last Man Standing match not a Last Man Standing match, Vader vs. Cactus Jack, Shigehiro Irie’s wardrobe choices, an inebriated El Samurai, Blahblah-san, some wildly incorrect maths, and a fully working train set.

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