In this episode Chris discovers the musical elephants of Thailand.

He doesn't much discuss Chris Packham because he's like, sooooo over him.

He discusses issues around e-bikes and biking in general.

He introduces us to 'the back alley test' of choosing childrens names.

He discovers his mother was awarded a certificate for punching drowning children.

His podcast is interrupted by a neighbour wanting apples from his tree.

and other such nonsense thinly disguised as 'green issues'- light on facts, heavy on guesswork