If you are determined to read this book as a love story we are so about to kill that vibe. Cris and Brynn rant about who is the most Byronic hero, discuss whether this book is racist (Spoiler: yes), and cringe over the shit Brynn underlined in her high school copy. This episode is brought to you by trips to the Continent, sleeping on moors, and that mysterious sound coming from the attic. (CW: racism, sexual assault, rape, abuse)