John and Dan talk about monetizing the pizza rat, criks, shanty towns, survival bags, pocket knives and switchblades, when to use a machete, the stockpiler impulse, the line between necessity and luxury, owning 24 blazers, the perfect spork, feather allergies, death dinners, post-apocalyptic fantasies, and misremembered hip-hop lyrics.

Links for this episode:

• New York City rat taking pizza home on the subway - YouTube
  
• You Love Pizza Rat. You Don't Own Pizza Rat | WIRED
  
• Jukin Media: A multi-platform media and entertainment company
  
• Pizza Rat: Our newest obsession - CNN.com
  
• Matt Little (@themattlittle) | Twitter
  
• The three stages of going viral in 2015, according to the Pizza Rat meme - The Washington Post
  
• Krist Novoselic - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  
• Stream - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  
• Urban Dictionary: crik
  
• Minecraft
  
• Shanty town - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  
• Levi's 501 Shrink to Fit - Shop Shrink to Fit Jeans | Levi's®
  
• Amazon.com: Buck Knives 110BRS Folding Hunter Knife: Sports & Outdoors
  
• Amazon.com : BUCK 110 50th Anniversary Ebony Diamond Wood Folding Hunter Stainless Pocket Knife : Sports & Outdoors
  
• Ira Elliot - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  
• Nada Surf - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  
• Amazon.com : Switchblade Comb : Hair Combs : Beauty
  
• Charvet® Shirts: Shop at $485.00+ | STYLIGHT
  
• Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  
• Juggalo - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  

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