We have officially arrived at the worst episode of the season . . . yay? As if they are doing a sexy Green Eggs and Ham, Daphne and Simon have sex here, there, and everywhere! Sometimes in libraries, in gazebos, and at least once with a parasol. And it’s great except it’s actually not because it’s ALL LIES. This show, which has thus far been a source of frothy joy, takes one hell of a turn. Nikki will never forgive Marina, Annie wants to give Daphne a very exacting seminar about consent, and basically we hate everyone. Come share in our huffs of outrage and help us ponder whether any of these people are actually redeemable.