While dinner is being prepared by the ravioli woman, Talon and Sarah unmask the nefarious Big Sugar as the villain behind most of the bad things in the world, fantasize about president Barack Obama's "magic bullet," realize the post is coming from INSIDE the house and discuss when it is best to rip a big one.

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