The dynamic duo defends Stuber (2019) starring Dave Bautista and Kumail Nanjiani. They elaborate on Asians having fat crushes on computers, brawling inside of a Kmart, and also wanting to see Brock Lesnar rumble with gorillas. Christian is too nice of a guy and needs to not get stuck holding doors open for people in public. Alejandro reveals a dirty little secret having to do with his tax return at the age of four.