As Phil goes full Clark W. Griswold about his “mind-boggling” weekend at Disneyland, Dominic turns his sick mind to sexy photos of Her Majesty the Queen. Plus: What the hell is the steam that comes out of the ground in New York City? Is turducken the human centipede of Thanksgiving food? And what is a Wotsit? Meanwhile, Dominic regrets reading out a couple of carelessly composed limericks almost as much as he regrets once eating balls in a roadside shack somewhere in Portugal.

With a livid Phil in Los Angeles and a hallucinating Dominic Hilton in Buenos Aires.

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