It's that most dreaded time of all for Harvard first-years — blocking day. Friendship are destroyed, lovers quarrel, and left standing in the ruins are your trusty Dear Harvard correspondents: Brandon, Muriel, and special guest host (by popular demand) Meimei Xu! We renew our beef against econ majors, uncover the truth about the "catch of the day," and lash out against the Lampoon who, let's be real, totally deserves it. Crack open your carton of oat milk — it's confession time.

Want to share your confession with the podcast? Send it in at tinyurl.com/dearharvard in text or audio form — totally anonymous! We're dying to hear from you.