We talk about how shit our teams are, how shit the rest of the EPL is, and the return of the UCL as well as it's redheaded step-brother, the Europa League. We also talk about how Erling Haaland is already better than Neymar and Mbappe. Plus my bets for the week, where I'm hoping to make up ground against the bookies. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.