🎙️ Episode 5: “Field Trip, Fat Heads & The Sheriff Rises” 🤠🎄

Buckle up, Bastards — Episode 5 is an absolute unit of chaotic storytelling. This week, the crew packs up and takes a field trip to visit our special guest, the incomparable Sterling Andrews AKA Chandler, right in his natural habitat.😎

We kick things off recapping the legendary Annual Christmas Party, where Markus Anthony Copeland snagged a major award 🏆… and we’re all just praying it doesn’t go straight to his head. (Markus, if your hat doesn’t fit anymore… we know why. 🎅😂)

Then Sterling drops some scholarly knowledge as he explains how he “studies” in what can only be described as a jerk study 🧐✍️💀 — trust us, it’s not what you think… or maybe it is.

But the real chaos starts when Sterling and Wayne relive the College Station Story, revealing how Wayne earned his legendary nickname: Sheriff Wayne. 🤠🚓 Spoiler alert: it involves poor decisions, loud confidence, and a level of self-appointment usually reserved for toddlers and dictators. 😂

This episode is loaded with laughs, shop talk, questionable science, and Sheriff Wayne’s frontier justice. Don’t miss it — it’s our funniest one yet. 🤣🔥

Tune in, buckle up, and stay salty, Batards!