In this episode, we kick off our Would You Rather series with Colorado planner and  Payton of Promise Event Planners—and we go straight for the unhinged side of weddings. We’re talking maid of honor vs. mother of the bride chaos, vendors showing up high vs. not at all, bad DJs vs. bad photographers, 22-person bridal parties, and whether kids actually belong at weddings.

We get into the real talk only event pros understand—family drama that needs a mediator, influencer couples planning weddings for the internet, and why planners low-key operate as therapists with clipboards.

This one’s for you if you’ve ever silently judged a bridal party, clocked a couple’s odds of making it, or wanted to scream “this is not your wedding” at someone in a sequined dress. Hit play and come play Would You Rather with us.