In this dear episode, our heroes discuss life's greatest battles. In simpler times this would have included how to defeat the enemies on a battlefield.

But not any more.

No, sir. In this dear episode, it is discussed what do in the event of breaking your goddamn tooth. Spoiler alert : swallow the bit broken off as it is said that it gives you mythical powers such as the ability to see through walls and grow keratin on your eyeballs - allegedly.

Also discussed is dear Kyle's mugging off his fellow footballers with a unique comeback and dear Rob is a public service announcement about the 'Rona. Basically it's back. Well, it never went away.

Also embarrassingly discussed is the peach scene from the 2017 movie Call Me By Your Name and, ahem, finishing techniques.

We apologise.