We don't need no ranking order. We don't need no triple banger. No Slampigs in the top ten. Shimmy leave that spreadsheet alone! It's time we travel to the dark side of the ranks. It's finally time for Pink Floyd. Shimmy hits the wall trying to come up with a bonus list for objects that are not instruments but used in a song to make noise. You can't have your beer if you don't make your ranks! You can't have your beer if you don't make your ranks!