This week the future royalty that is Hopped-Up Gaming discuss the litany of failings our Fallout characters all have, our 24-hour livestream madness, our dishonorable XCOM discharges, anime princess who aren't good at anything, starbucks DLC, being outed as neopeter, sending our resident pokemaster to regionals, Nintendo's sad Christmas, and the proper definition of G-Canon.

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Beer of the Week: Deep Cove Brewing Loud Mouth Pale Ale