(NYC culture-boilers, have you bought your tickets for our live show at Bushwick Public House on 5/11 yet? $12 for chads and gladiators who buy in advance, $15 for haters and losers who wait to get theirs at the door!)

Amber and Rax are joined by comedian and writer Ellory Smith to talk about two of the missing links of reality TV, Flavor of Love and Rock of Love. Listen to hear about our shared love of good street finds, VH1s series of celebrity reality shows, and who's love we would rather be competeting for between Bret Michaels and Flavor Flav. As a wise woman once said, don't threaten us with a good time.