Ah yes, the dramatic slam is back. Well, all four are drama queens, but the French Open never fails to steal the show. We discuss Naomi’s withdrawal and the larger theme of mental health in sports, along with other Hot Headlines such as Carla Suarez-Navarro’s return (and the tournament’s decision to schedule her match in the no-fans night session…) and Rolex’s unfortunate new sponsor deal. The two of us also check-in on the tennis (yes, believe it or not but Roland Garros IS having matches in addition to all the drama), overviewing notable upsets (Bianca? Domi? Andrey? What happened?!) and checking in on some of the top seeds. Also don’t miss out on our tennis relationship conspiracy theory and us making the case for Roger Federer to adopt us as his third set of twins.