This is our special Thanksgiving episode, but we don’t mention anything about the holiday because Johnny and Christopher are way too self-centered to be troubled with Thanksgiving. Christopher is thankful that he’ll be out of town and won’t have to deal with Johnny over the holiday. Johnny is thankful for home STD tests. The boys do Top 5 animals they wish they were. They discuss the television show Yellowstone. And they recommend some stuff. As always, Johnny is whining that I put our email address here: [email protected].