In this goddamned dear episode, our heroes discuss one of the greatest business proposals ever put forward by man. Think the invention of the wheel, or the discovery of electricity, but with a crispy flavour. See where we're headed? Eh? No? Ok so.

Dear Rob returns from Valencia a wiser and weaker man despite using WhatsApp as a place to upload his status, much to the bemusement of dear Kyle.

And Kyle spends roughly US$1 million on olive trees ... from Kildare.

Turn on, tune in, cop out. Let it flow now mama. Sez you, wha'? 2manypodcasts is now defunct. Get in touch with Rob on instagram at

@robsmithireland and with dear Kyle on the same social media hellhole at

@kylephilip_

Or not. Up to you.