Lyman devotees will be relieved to learn in today's installment that the OBVIOUSLY-A-HUMAN-FEMUR Garfield has been utilizing as a weapon for the past two days thankfully does not derive from the mutilated corpse of the mustachioed miscreant. Hey, pretty good alliteration there, huh? I also strongly considered 'chartreuse charlatan', but I think the first one is stronger. Anyway, this comic strip isn't very good.

Today's strip

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