Scott and Sadie are officially ready for robots to take over. AI is running McDonald’s ice cream machines (finally!), but also trying to save itself—which is only slightly terrifying. Meanwhile, Sadie had a horrific fast food drive-thru experience, and Scott still can’t believe people are eating mermaids. From AI drama to happiness struggles and car vandalism, we’re tackling life’s absurdities one snarky rant at a time.