Co-host Garrett couldn’t make it—he’s too busy rounding up succulent wombs for male intergalactic dictatorial rule.

Thus, co-host Arik and sound engineer Pauly from Bali work their magic to constrain special guest Carla from Burnt Korn, Alabama, in the wake of the Supreme Court’s abortion ruling.

Guess what? It turns out that Clarence Thomas is even worse than the genital smegma of certain right-wing podcast hosts. (Gee, and to think our dear justice got his start popping pubes on Pepsis.)

See you in the DQ back alley blizzard fetal lab! whiiiirrrrr!

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