Things start out a little boring as everyone is finally living in peace. But we don't have to wait long before Satan comes in and starts messing with everyone and turning them back to the dark side. And just when you think things can't get any worse, Jesus goes and gets himself killed on the other side of the planet which (for some reason) causes the most horrific natural disasters you could imagine to afflict the Americas. I'm actually not really sure if anyone actually survived.

“Drink” Count – 28

Almost 5 beers