Phoebe talks to Dad about the Great American Eclipse, Bollywood Movies, attending an anti-white-supremacy rally in Dallas, and the first day of school. In the News, there’s a story about a baby named Eclipse born on the day of the eclipse, a Swiss company that will start selling meal-worm-based burger patties, and a dog that dug up a stash of black tar heroin.  Phoebe takes a Dad Quiz called “Hollywood Heartthrob or Two IKEA Products.”  Dad and Phoebe discuss a Chuck Klosterman hypothetical called “Synesthesia.” Finally, for Treat Yourself, Phoebe and Dad try Flavor of Georgia Honey Roasted Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and Hi-Chew Fizzies candies.