At the racetrack, God Complex Bacon Breakfast Toaster surprises everyone with a strong finish at the rail.

Drink of the Week (2:14)
A perfectly fine cinnamon whiskey that I’m not buying again.

Game of the Week (7:17)
Bullshit I’m not playing anymore: Cards Against Humanity, Uno, Talisman, Mysterium.

Track of the Week (14:41)
I simply cannot get through “Auditorium” by Mos Def feat. Slick Rick. Instead, we will focus on my favorite track from Slick Rick’s The Art of Storytelling.

Outro (20:42): A Bunch of Other Shit I’m Not Doing Anymore
Mother’s Day. Flying. Major consumer banks. This is all a bunch of bullshit designed to make me go nuts.