Gentlemen, sorry in advance. Because this episode is basically just a chronology of people’s dicks getting cut off. Whether surgical, chemical, vagina dentata, self inflicted or just plain old circumcision, this episode spares no penis. Just remember, if it all becomes too much, just keep repeating IT’S ONLY A MOVIE, IT’S ONLY A MOVIE, IT’S ONLY A MOVIE. But if you’re brave, buckle up and get ready for a swinging detached dick chopping as Slate presents: Castration.