We're still tired GET OVER IT. It's Bab-daddy's 2 Million Subscriber Spesh, and that's exactly as many subbies as we have! The every meat burrito is stupid and wrong and a goddamn textural nightmare, but then Babdad makes a much better version (all pork), which warms the cockles of the heart even as it stops the blood within said cockles. Competitive eating: is it SCRIPTED? No. Competitive eaters: thank you for all you do to your bodies.

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