If you hear your trend-obsessed teenager using the phrases “lethal snack” or “ruby bullets," you should know that we coined those. So, you know, your kid is legit. You should be proud!

 

Episode ingredients: Trampoline-Appropriate Foods, The Sound of Science with Dr. Squamulous, The Many Uses for Gemstones, and Get Off My Elevator - Fall-thru Restaurant & Skysteraunt